Things Aaron Says
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“Ha! I opened the automatic doors. Take that society!” — Aaron, walking past a grocery store -
“Look at all these people driving in their cars. They don’t have pizza. Suck it!” — Aaron, walking on the street with a box of pizza -
“I like this song, but it’s only good when drunk people are screaming it.” — Aaron, while listening to “Don’t Stop Believing” -
“It’s like the ancient version of dubstep.” — Aaron, talking about didgeridoos -
“You can actually write a note to yourself. That’s crazy! Note to self: I can read this later.” — Aaron, marveling over a pen and notebook -
- Alex: Why did the rapper carry an umbrella?
- Alex: Fo' drizzle.
- Aaron: Your credit score just dropped.
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“I don’t hold my opinion in high regard.” — Aaron, explaining why he doesn’t rate things on Netflix -
“Do you want friendship? Love and companionship? Entrepreneurship? Spaceship?” — Aaron -
“People in this part of the country don’t speak. They just passively aggressively walk by you.” — Aaron, talking about Seattle -
“I once got jiggy with it.” — Aaron
